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Monday, October 30, 2006

Randomness...

This is awesome. Seriously. I want to try!

"Life-support system error, [A]bort, [R]etry, [I]gnore."
"Between Life, Death, is Sleep, Zombie!"

Of course, since I'm a comics geek, I kind of want to follow Oddity Collector's example and try some for comics as well. Because like every comics fan who can't draw, I'm aiming for a writing career. :-)

Comic stories that I'd like to write, in Six Words:

(Glorified Fanfiction Alert)

DC:

Batbooks: "She was more than just 'Robin'"
Birds of Prey: "There's only one Doctor Light now."
Blue Beetle: "He'd expected him To be taller"
Green Lantern Corps: "Vuldar reclaims her wayward children, eventually"
Green Lantern Corps (II): "Our common enemy is named Sinestro."
Ion: "All colors fade beneath green's glow"
Justice Society: "Sleep eternal is the true dream"
Robin: "But Janet Drake was my mother..."
Superbooks: "All golden lads and lasses must..."
Supergirl: "Jor-El always had a back-up plan."

Marvel:

Beyond: "The Universe in a man's pocket."
New Excalibur: "His older sister is even worse."
Young Avengers: "Phyla, meet your little brother, Teddy."

This is way WAY too much fun!

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11 Comments:

  • At October 30, 2006 1:06 PM, Blogger SallyP said…

    You're right, this is a hoot. It also reminds me of your JSA descriptions. I'm going to have to ponder some of these!

     
  • At October 30, 2006 1:08 PM, Blogger SallyP said…

    Hah!

    Hal Jordan...His ass was spandex-covered delight.
    (you could also enter John, Guy or Kyle here)

     
  • At October 30, 2006 2:57 PM, Blogger The Dane said…

    Regarding the Batbooks one, That's what I've been saying!

    Power Pack:
    Four kids meet a talking horse.

    Y the Last Man:
    Women are as rotten as men.

    Daredevil:
    Date blind men and welcome death.

    Superman:
    Big Blue dies of small green.

    Silver Surfer:
    Work for Galactus, get emasculated. Cheap.

    Stray Bullets:
    Everybody dies eventually. Or probably sooner.

    Usagi Yojimbo:
    Long ears, when tied, never hamper.

    Persepolis:
    Willfulness: cute in kids, not teenagers.

    Sparks:
    Sad: cold steel—most loving character.

    100 Bullets:
    Why couldn't it have been fifty?

     
  • At October 30, 2006 4:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    100 Bullets:
    Why couldn't it have been fifty?


    I love you.

     
  • At October 30, 2006 8:28 PM, Anonymous chuck said…

    Hulk: The strongest one there is. Period.

    Word verification: tsnhr...Gesundheit!:p

     
  • At October 30, 2006 9:34 PM, Blogger Neil said…

    Superman: Kal El reclaims his true nature.

    Green Lantern: So that's where John Stewart was.

    Firestorm: Jason realizes Pozhar is no poser.

    Batman: Bruce Wayne can not forgive himself.

     
  • At October 30, 2006 10:34 PM, Blogger The Dane said…

    Here's a few more...

    Hell Boy:
    Right hand of doom. And laughs.

    Flight:
    Anthology filled with wonder and mediocrity.

    Fables:
    Snowy Wolves will save the day.

    Naruto:
    Nine-tailed boy for teh win!

    Scott Pilgrim:
    I want to date Knives Chau.

    Yotsuba&:
    Funniest comic ever created in world.

    Origins:
    What happened to Wolverine? Who's James?

    Catwoman:
    Darwyn Cooke, please come back. Please...?

    Creature Tech:
    Space Eels? SQUEE! Still... kinda preachy.

    Maus:
    I never really did like cats.

     
  • At October 31, 2006 1:01 AM, Blogger Erich said…

    A six-word story I'd like to see:

    Gotham Central: "Joker 'resisted arrest'--who'd blame us?"

     
  • At October 31, 2006 7:50 AM, Blogger kalinara said…

    sallyp: Nice one!

    the dane: It's always good to say again! :-)

    And the 100 Bullets one makes me laugh.

    anon: agreed.

    chuck: Always true!

    neil: Heh, I'd really like to read that Green Lantern.

    the dane: That was my reaction to Origins too! :-P

    erich: Oooo. YEAH. That's shiver worthy. In a good way.

     
  • At November 02, 2006 5:56 PM, Anonymous Matthew said…

    Robin: "Did you really think that happened?"/ "Everyone I loved, seemed to die."

    Nightwing: "Turns out it was some disease."/"You beat Bane?" "It was easy"./"Blockbuster's back. Sorry, my dear Tarantula".

    Supergirl: "You're not the only Supergirl, Kara"/ "Wait...if Batgirl's there, then who..."

    Blue Beetle: "That wasn't the real Max Lord"/"I was lucky. No more superheroics".

     
  • At November 03, 2006 9:16 AM, Anonymous green with wheelpower said…

    JLA "Magic secrets revealed!:Zatana is a awesome magican, I mean where can shee hide anything?"

    Robin: "where did I hide my bo?"

    Robin2 "what else I learned from Shiva..."

    GLC: the one grudge match I've never seen "John vs. Guy"

    GLC2 "Kiliwogs donut bake sale"

    DC vs Marvel Redux: The REAL fight& results of Lobovs.Logan

    DC vs. Marvel special: "Cosmic Clash round 2!!! Silver Surfers doom...ION!!!Let the payback beginDING!DING!DING!:)

     

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