Randomness...

This is awesome. Seriously. I want to try!

"Life-support system error, [A]bort, [R]etry, [I]gnore."
"Between Life, Death, is Sleep, Zombie!"

Of course, since I'm a comics geek, I kind of want to follow Oddity Collector's example and try some for comics as well. Because like every comics fan who can't draw, I'm aiming for a writing career. :-)

Comic stories that I'd like to write, in Six Words:

(Glorified Fanfiction Alert)

DC:

Batbooks: "She was more than just 'Robin'"
Birds of Prey: "There's only one Doctor Light now."
Blue Beetle: "He'd expected him To be taller"
Green Lantern Corps: "Vuldar reclaims her wayward children, eventually"
Green Lantern Corps (II): "Our common enemy is named Sinestro."
Ion: "All colors fade beneath green's glow"
Justice Society: "Sleep eternal is the true dream"
Robin: "But Janet Drake was my mother..."
Superbooks: "All golden lads and lasses must..."
Supergirl: "Jor-El always had a back-up plan."

Marvel:

Beyond: "The Universe in a man's pocket."
New Excalibur: "His older sister is even worse."
Young Avengers: "Phyla, meet your little brother, Teddy."

This is way WAY too much fun!

Why I Can't Read Ragnell's Blog When Sleep-Deprived:

Okay, honestly, the more I see this the more I laugh. Seriously. It's hilarious.

I can totally picture the JSA having pictures of everyone in the whole damned DCU with one sentence to some up each of them.

Which of course lead me to invent my own. Some of which may actually be funny. (But probably not)

Hal Jordan: Will-Working Concussion-Bait

Oliver Queen: Loud, Liberal Archer

Superman: Goody-Goody Hick with a Messiah Complex

Batman: Meglomaniac in a Batsuit

Sand: Frequently-Disrobed Sandmonster

Diana: Amazonian Bondage-Queen, I mean Princess.

Oracle: l33t h4xx0r pwns j00

Kyle Rayner: Metrosexual Artist Lucks Out

John Stewart: Not Hal, Not Kyle, The Other One.

Phantom Lady: Physicist, Model, Auton

Nightwing: Angstier Than You.

Superboy Prime: Teenage Superman With Added Emo

Aquaman: Not As Lame As He Sounds

Guy Gardner: Proof of God's Sense of Humor

...this is far more fun than it should be.