Sand Appreciation!
Because I can't let my other favorite go unappreciated, here's Sand today to show everyone what sound effect is made when the Rock of Eternity is slammed straight into a villain's cranium...
If anyone guessed THOOOOOOOOM, you're right!
Mr. Terrific ought to feel a little silly though. Warning a sand monster to duck, yeesh.
And as a bonus to this story (JLA/JSA Virtue and Vice, by the way) we get to see Ronnie Raymond strike out.
You know, if you're going to ogle a man's molecular structure, you could at least introduce yourself. You may be an underwear model, but Sand's old fashioned and courtesy goes a long way.
And then there's this bit:
Firestorm seems way too smug about that. "Putty in my hands" indeed. Lech. I KNEW you were ogling his molecular structure.
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Okay, you know what? I'm suddenly feeling the lack of sand monster/molecule-shaping underwear model kinky slash fanfic out there. Hmph.
If anyone guessed THOOOOOOOOM, you're right!
Mr. Terrific ought to feel a little silly though. Warning a sand monster to duck, yeesh.
And as a bonus to this story (JLA/JSA Virtue and Vice, by the way) we get to see Ronnie Raymond strike out.
You know, if you're going to ogle a man's molecular structure, you could at least introduce yourself. You may be an underwear model, but Sand's old fashioned and courtesy goes a long way.
And then there's this bit:
Firestorm seems way too smug about that. "Putty in my hands" indeed. Lech. I KNEW you were ogling his molecular structure.
...
...
Okay, you know what? I'm suddenly feeling the lack of sand monster/molecule-shaping underwear model kinky slash fanfic out there. Hmph.
posted by kalinara @ 12:09 AM
6 Comments:
At December 21, 2007 1:01 AM,
Anonymous said…
I now have the sudden irge to giggle. Anyway, I'm not sure if Firestorm cares one bit about Sand so long as he can ogle his molecular structure.
At December 21, 2007 2:30 AM,
LurkerWithout said…
You want 3some slashfics with original Firestorm and Sand? That...would be odd...
At December 21, 2007 9:50 AM,
SallyP said…
UNLIKE Snapper Carr, I took your advice to heart and have been checking out Sand stories. And he IS just the ginchiest!
I DO wish that Geoff Johns would remember that he's in the JSA too. It's been too long since we've had a good Sand story.
At December 21, 2007 10:38 AM,
Anonymous said…
May I say that your obsession with Sand never fails to add a little humor to my day. Keep up the good work.
Thanks.
At December 21, 2007 6:02 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hmmm...there's got to be room for Metamorpho in that slashfic somewhere.
I believe the Rock of Eternity just might be violating the White House no-fly zone a bit...
At July 20, 2012 10:03 AM,
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