Because I haven't mocked Cyclops in months...
However, because I'm incredibly lazy, I'm just posting a panel from X-Men #7, which is reason #147 why Scott Summers shouldn't be allowed to dress himself.
I mean, really, I'm sure there's all sorts of inappropriate comments I can make about Xavier's scary dark wing of his mansion and his insistence on secrecy, but I keep getting distracted by that awful awful jacket. (It totally clashes with his shades!) And the pants.
You'd think the team members who don't spend their lives looking through red sunglasses would hold an intervention or something. Yeesh.