Watching Bad Movies...

I am currently watching Pirates with some friends. It's that apparently very high budget soft-core porn movie. I find that sort of thing hilarious.

The budget IS impressive. And the plot...actually almost seems to make sense. Well. For one of these sorts of movies. Some of them can even act!

I can't tell ANY of the women apart though. They're all tan, platinum blond, black eyebrowed, and wearing way, WAAAY too much black eyeliner. It's starting to freak me out.

The evil pirate lady is kind of cool. But then I'm still fairly early into the movie, so who knows if she'll remain interesting. I can at least tell her apart from the others.

Also, the inept pirate hunter guy currently makes me laugh.