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Monday, March 16, 2009

Second Annual PFP Flame War!

So Ragnell and I are finally free, FREE, of WFA! So in celebration, I'd like to hold my SECOND Annual PFP Flame War!

All the fun of the best flame wars, none of the consequences!

Here's the one from last year to refresh your memories!

The rules are simple. All you have to do is put a flame in the comments of this post! The more nonsensical, the better!

I'll begin!

You are all hordes of cheese-eating, lily-livered, paint-speckled annoying people, whose lives I exist only to make more irritating!

Your move, if you dare!

posted by kalinara @ 1:53 AM  

31 Comments:

  • At March 16, 2009 7:53 AM, Blogger Thomas said…

    Oh, last year's flame war was a success, so now you're trying to make it an annual event. It's like you don't even understand what made the first one work. Have you no respect for the FANS?! THE ONES THAT MADE YOUR BLOG WHAT IT IS?!?! You've sold out your flame wars in one year. Just remember Secret Wars 2 and STOP this before you alienate more fans!

     

  • At March 16, 2009 9:19 AM, Blogger kalinara said…

    Oh yeah, well your mother WROTE Secret Wars 2!

     

  • At March 16, 2009 9:26 AM, Blogger SallyP said…

    Hey Kalinara? What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A lawyer's wingtips come off!

    Bwhahahaaaaaa!

    And your mother wrote Secret Wars 2? Man,that's just cold.

     

  • At March 16, 2009 10:10 AM, Blogger kalinara said…

    Didn't you use that flame last year? :-)

     

  • At March 16, 2009 10:15 AM, Blogger Bully said…

    I love you, Kalinara!

    Oh wait. I'm not doing this right, am I?

     

  • At March 16, 2009 1:14 PM, Blogger kalinara said…

    Aw, Bully! You're too adorable to flame!

     

  • At March 16, 2009 6:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I don't come to this blog to read nonsensical flames, I come to this blog to look at the eye-searing pink background!

     

  • At March 16, 2009 6:13 PM, Blogger kalinara said…

    My eye-searing background is too good for you, you witchy Green Lantern rear-end ogler.

     

  • At March 16, 2009 6:19 PM, Blogger Brian Smith said…

    "notuded"? THAT'S my word verification? You're not even TRYING, are you?

    Oh, and "bruei" after the preview of this comment? Yeah, that is SO funny. It's like 'I brew' but backwards and spelled wrong HA HA WELCOME TO FIFTH GRADE.

     

  • At March 16, 2009 6:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Bite me--no wait... I don't want to catch whatever strain of rabies might be going through the Lawyer population.

     

  • At March 16, 2009 6:39 PM, Blogger kalinara said…

    Brian - Honestly I'm surprised you can spell "verification"

    Ragnell - Don't worry, you probably taste like old socks and cheese.

     

  • At March 16, 2009 9:25 PM, Blogger notintheface said…

    Your blog looks like Tele Tubbie vomit!

    I keep trying to read it but I can't get it to stop spinning!

     

  • At March 16, 2009 9:59 PM, Blogger Canton said…

    Geez, Kali, are you even allowed to call it "Annual" when it's only in its second year? I mean, really, can't you just call it "Second" and leave out "Annual" and be done with it? But of course you called the first one "First Annual," so I guess "Second Annual" had to follow. "First Annual". How presumptuous is that? Like internet flame wars are SPECIAL or something.

    And now I've typed "Annual" so many times it doesn't look like it's spelled right anymore! Darn you, Kali! DARN YOU!

     

  • At March 16, 2009 11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You rape my childhood just by existing! Stop doing anything so I don't have to put up with you anymore!

    Also, my verification is "prinesca," which sounds like an awful combination of princesses and Fresca. What you've done to my childhood is bad enough, do you have to sully my soda too?!

     

  • At March 17, 2009 4:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yawn, it is so childish for all you people to be talking about something I don't care about on the Internet, why won't you just take a minute to realize you're all being really really irrational because I say so?

    Peace and smiley faces, just trying to help, though why I bother I don't know, because none of you deserve me. Keep 'em flyin', pardners.


    Signed,

    An Anonymous Internet Drive-By Artist

     

  • At March 17, 2009 6:40 AM, Blogger kalinara said…

    notintheface: Maybe if you laid off the hallucinogenic DRUGS...

    But then what would you post about? :P

    Canton: It's not my fault that you can't look up the word annual.

    Try looking up the word "dictionary."

    Crowded House: It was CONSENSUAL. Your childhood is a tramp. And so is your soda.

    Plok: Go eat a kitten.

    :-)

     

  • At March 17, 2009 6:30 PM, Blogger Centurion said…

    Take your axiomatic feminist drivel offline, you myopic argyrian bibliophile!

     

  • At March 17, 2009 6:40 PM, Blogger notintheface said…

    Hey, those hallucinogenic drugs got me through FINAL CRISIS, you Perry Mason wannabe!

    Dick Grayson rules.

     

  • At March 17, 2009 7:25 PM, Blogger LurkerWithout said…

    Girls are dumber than men because we are smartest of them all!

     

  • At March 17, 2009 7:26 PM, Blogger LurkerWithout said…

    Also the owner of this blog is deficient in her personal grooming and has been seen eating bugs on the street...

     

  • At March 17, 2009 7:33 PM, Blogger kalinara said…

    Centurion: You know, the Romans, unlike you, actually knew the meaning of the word "concise."

    NotintheFace: Perry Mason could kick Dick Grayson's ass.

    LurkerWithout: Behind every "intelligent man" are all the women who won't date him.

    And your hygeine is so bad, even bugs won't go near you.

     

  • At March 17, 2009 8:55 PM, Blogger Centurion said…

    Oh yeah, well concise is the opposite of procise. Unlike you, I look at the positive side of wordage.

     

  • At March 17, 2009 9:36 PM, Blogger kalinara said…

    Procise is a word now?

    The flame writes itself. :-)

     

  • At March 17, 2009 11:10 PM, Blogger notintheface said…

    Yeah, well you're not even AMATEUR-cise.


    And Dick Grayson could take out Perry Mason, Clarence Darrow, Matlock, Alan Shore, Denny Crain, and the entire casts of "L.A. Law" and "the Practice" using only a paper wad and a pen cap.

     

  • At March 18, 2009 3:11 AM, Blogger LurkerWithout said…

    Green Lantern fans are like Hal Jordan's butt. Both are saggy and old...

     

  • At March 18, 2009 4:01 AM, Blogger K. D. Bryan said…

    You, madam, are a flibbertigibbet!

    Yeah, I said it! Oh, SNAP!

     

  • At March 18, 2009 4:22 AM, Blogger kalinara said…

    notintheface: You'd have to get him to stop whining first.

    lurkerwithout: go marry an ellipses.

    k.d. bryan: You, sir, are a gobbledygook.

     

  • At March 18, 2009 8:01 AM, Blogger LurkerWithout said…

    Ellipses aren't allowed to marry in the U.S. What kind of crappy lawyer do you plan to be? Or are you just going to bilk old people out of there money. Maybe get a few senile fogeys on their death beds to put you in their wills? Thats it isn't it? You're scum you know that? People like you are who give lawyers a bad name! Bad lawyer! BAD!

     

  • At March 18, 2009 10:59 AM, Blogger notintheface said…

    At least MY role model isn't JEAN LORING.

     

  • At March 18, 2009 12:10 PM, Blogger SallyP said…

    Hey Lurker! It's ALAN'S butt that is saggy and old, not Hal's!

    Sheesh!

     

  • At March 19, 2009 5:43 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Yeah, well, you-
    you're a-
    you are-
    that . . .

    *runs off sobbing*

     

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