This Is The Sound of My Brain Melting

For the record, I really want to slap whoever decided to stretch my finals period over three fucking weeks. I was relatively good humored about it before, but now it's getting damn tedious!

I really really want to read something mindless. Something preferably with no sense of chronological basis, i.e. that has humans and dinosaurs running about at the same time.

Ooo, maybe something involving people riding pterodactils. I've always liked pterodactils, though I admit, I've always assumed they were feathered. I have no actual basis for this belief except for how most people's illustrations look like plucked chickens to me.

Explosions are good too, or at the very least people getting impaled on pointy metal things. I can deal with that. Bonus points if the pterodactils eat someone. (Totally makes up for the plucked-chicken thing if it eats someone.)

I have no idea if Pterodactils CAN eat a live human, but I totally don't care. It's not like this is a terribly realistic scenario to start with.

Oh well, back to work.