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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Search Terms Ahoy!

Lo, it's time for that ever popular staple of the blogger who has drawn a blank on ANYTHING ELSE to post...

Making fun of my most recent search terms! (Thank you Statcounter!)

Here we go, my last fifteen search terms (omitting duplicates):

Wolfsbane

Guessing the character, not the herb. Which is kind of funny since I don't recall blogging about EITHER. Rahne's cute enough I guess, but never really registered with me...

She Hulk

This is completely understandable, I've blogged about She-Hulk many times. Hmph, search terms that make sense are boring.

star trek enterprise green dancing girls

Hmph. Considering my rant was on the marginalization and poor treatment of Orion Slavegirls in Star Trek, I'm irrationally annoyed that this person never even bothered to find out their NAME.

Okay, maybe that's WHY the descriptive search term. All right then, nameless trek fan, you're off my list. For now...

images of pretty girls in manga comics

...Isn't that like looking for spandex in superhero comics? Or ya know, scales on a fish?

Then again, I suppose it depends on the manga. I always thought Peach Girl for example had some of the ugliest art I've ever seen. (YMMV, naturally)

captive fuck

I always feel bad for people looking for porn, especially bondage type porn who come here.

Barkin' up the wrong tree.

Unless you gotta thing for planets.

ann margret's breasts

This is all YOUR FAULT, some anonymous guy!

tim/cassie

Aww, another search term that makes sense. I kind of like the couple really. Mostly because I still think it's all about Kon, and thus will add more fucked-up-ness when he finally comes back.

I think he will, because I always think they will. :-)

gl sex

I'm aware by now that this probably refers to gay/lesbian sex or something like that. I still find it more amusing to assume it's Green Lantern sex. Because those rings? Sooo much potential.

As I'm sure I've said before I'm one of those people who has a part of their brain constantly snickering over how various powers could be used during sex.

Robin and Wonder Girl

See above, I'm lazy.

tent porn

Oddly I'm reminded of when I read that Anne McCaffery quote about how a tent pole can make someone gay. McCaffery was one of the first grown-up sci-fi writers I read as a kid, and I still enjoy some of her work now.

It's always somewhat disheartening to find out a childhood favorite might be batshit crazy...

1930 pornography

I get this one ALL the time! And every single time, I start giggling madly about this old French silent porn film I saw once. It was probably earlier than 1930s but it will never not be funny to me.

It occurs to me, someone must have drawn pornographic comics in the style of Golden Age comics at some point in time. Bet that would be amusing to see.

Comic Rape

Another search term that makes sense, I've written a lot about this. What I think works and doesn't work in particular stories, my opinions about its use in general, et cetera.

Buxom Babes

Hehe, now that's something comics definitely delivers on. :-)

sue storm sex stories

You know how I said I'm one of those people who always thinks about superpowers in their dirtiest applications.

I've always thought Reed and Sue must have a very interesting sex life.

countdown to change

Um, well, wrong place. Though I wrote a rebuttal to it? Kind of funny though, if you're coming to find this essay you really liked and stumble on one that says the exact opposite. :-)

Oops!

6 Comments:

  • At September 05, 2007 9:34 AM, Anonymous Thom said…

    Hmmm...someone found my blog with a Sue Storm sex search as well. I feel sorry for that person that I do not write Sue Storm sex fan fic.

     
  • At September 05, 2007 12:12 PM, Blogger SallyP said…

    Well, some of those were quite interesting! Especially the GL sex one, which has given me an idea. An Awful idea. A perfectly wonderful awful idea.

    Heh heh.

     
  • At September 05, 2007 12:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I decided to try out the "Sue Storm Sex Stories" search out of pure curiosity. And the first thing that pops up is this:

    http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/07/10/fantastic-four-receives-dreaded-nc-17-rating/

    I have no words for it, except bring on Doom!

     
  • At September 05, 2007 1:09 PM, Anonymous suedenim said…

    Wait a sec, what's this tent pole quote thing? I tried googling it, but didn't get any results that seemed to fit.

     
  • At September 09, 2007 8:40 AM, Blogger zhinxy said…

    Golden Age Comic Porn? Um... there are two very mild pages from a real example here:

    http://www.geocities.com/utherworld/comixpix/ztijuana.html

    With info. Mae West and Popeye! At my church, we read Tijuana Bibles!

     
  • At September 10, 2007 1:46 AM, Blogger kalinara said…

    suedenim: There's some info about it here: http://wiki.feministsf.net/index.php?title=Anne_McCaffrey#McCaffrey_tent_peg_quote

    ...yeah.

     

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