Pretty, Fizzy Paradise

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Tuesday, February 03, 2009


Hmph, out of solidarity with SallyP, I have some disclosures to make.

While I am certain that Paradise is pretty I am not certain how it can be both pretty and fizzy. Possibly, there is soda involved. But I never really thought about it. And I'm pretty sure that comma is not supposed to be there.

Also, my grammar is atrocious, my spelling only moderately better, and every single post on this site is completely written stream of consciousness.

Feel free to complain but I don't care. Because I am awesome. And so is SallyP. And I would totally have her come up with a title for a blog of mine while toasted, if she'd be willing to do so. :-)


  • At February 03, 2009 5:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I've always assumed soda was involved somewhere

  • At February 03, 2009 6:29 AM, Blogger Centurion said…

    Cherry flavored Alkaseltzer.

  • At February 03, 2009 6:43 AM, Blogger K. D. Bryan said…

    I always assumed you were implying that paradise was made possible by ambrosia - ambrosia that glitters like the morning sun and tastes like Mountain Dew. Or possibly orange soda. Your call.

    Thinking on the topic at hand, I realize that my blog name is unnecessarily capitalized but grammatically correct. Of course, none of that changes the fact that I've entitled my musings after a lame Spider-Man joke. C'est la vie.

  • At February 03, 2009 11:16 AM, Blogger SallyP said…

    Paradise is reading your essays about Green Lanterns. Paradise is reading your essays about ANYthing.

    Pretty is Hal, Kyle and yes, even Guy. Oh, and Sandy, and Obsidian, but not Snapper Carr.

    Fizzy, is the feeling of euphoria, we all experience from reading your blog.

    It all makes PERFECT sense. And thank you for the kind words. As for a title, I could come up with Snapper Carr Sucks, but I can't blame alcohol for that one.


  • At February 03, 2009 1:14 PM, Blogger James Ashelford said…

    I always thought it was the paradise of the pretty and fizzy of personality, which seemed to suit the writer perfectly well.

    You and SallyP are awesome and funny, balls to the grammar.

    Also, my blog's name only half makes sense as I may be less than reputable but I'm not a source of anything except my own blithering rambles. I don't even take my title from something as good as a "lame Spider-Man joke", mine comes from a Josh Lyman rant.

    Solidarnost Ill-Grammaticus!

  • At February 03, 2009 2:53 PM, Blogger Diamondrock said…

    I would never dare to make a comment about someone's blog title. My blog doesn't even have a title...

  • At February 03, 2009 4:23 PM, Blogger Saranga said…

    I always thought your blog title was written as speech. That is, in my head, someone has arrived somewhere wondrous and is breathing and exclaiming OH! Pretty, fizzy paradise! How have I survived so long without you before!
    or something.

  • At February 03, 2009 4:57 PM, Blogger The one letter wonder said…

    Personally, I can't decide whether a grammar nazi on the the internet is sad or funny. Especailly one taking the time to comment on someone else's blog.

  • At February 03, 2009 9:49 PM, Blogger Duskdog said…

    Well, the pretty goes without saying. But soda fizz doesn't last long enough to be worthy of paradise. I'm sure there's some sort of fizz that does, though!

    Wait... maybe it's paradise because the soda never runs out of fizz?

  • At February 04, 2009 2:12 AM, Blogger notintheface said…

    Whenever I see your blog title, I can't get the image of a Cherry 7-Up waterfall out of my head. Not that that's a bad thing.

    Just like when I hear the phrase "grammar nazi" my first urge is to shout out "No blog for you!"

    So says the guy who took his blog name from a Hank "Beast" McCoy catchphrase.


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