That Damned Meme - Home Stretch
Hah! Finally done! Triumph!!!
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Silver Surfer - really sucks at Pictionary. He's a decent artist but keeps ending up trying to draw things like "existential angst". That never goes well.
Galactus - would be surprisingly good at Pictionary.
G'nort - dreams of radioactive sheep.
Ted Kord - once played Danny Zuko in a high school production of Grease. He couldn't resist tinkering with the car though. Ultimately his drama club was the only one in the country with a working flying car.
Max Lord - Dated a rocket scientist once. It didn't work out. But she did like to tinker, so his cyborg parts got something of a free upgrade out of the deal.
Jessie Quick/Liberty Belle - knows how to gut a trout.
Booster Gold - got excellent grades in "classic television literature" in school. The fact that by his century "classic television literature" consisted of episodes of Days of Our Lives probably explains a lot.
Ganthet - Once presided over an intergalactic conga line. Blame Hal, everyone else does.
Squirrel Girl - is surprisingly adept at drinking games.
Dinah Lance/Black Canary - was a girlscout once. She could sell cookies to ANYONE.
Alan Scott - has a long standing vendetta against Simon and Garfunkel.
Wild Dog - has pet fish, or will, as soon as his schedule permits.
Dr. Druid - once dated a Vegas showgirl.
The Master (Doctor Who Master) - fanboyed Escher once. No longer.
Salaak - is the Oan Limbo Champion seven years running. But only because the mathematical concept was disqualified. On a side note, the Guardians have finally stopped letting Hal Jordan pick the party games.
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Silver Surfer - really sucks at Pictionary. He's a decent artist but keeps ending up trying to draw things like "existential angst". That never goes well.
Galactus - would be surprisingly good at Pictionary.
G'nort - dreams of radioactive sheep.
Ted Kord - once played Danny Zuko in a high school production of Grease. He couldn't resist tinkering with the car though. Ultimately his drama club was the only one in the country with a working flying car.
Max Lord - Dated a rocket scientist once. It didn't work out. But she did like to tinker, so his cyborg parts got something of a free upgrade out of the deal.
Jessie Quick/Liberty Belle - knows how to gut a trout.
Booster Gold - got excellent grades in "classic television literature" in school. The fact that by his century "classic television literature" consisted of episodes of Days of Our Lives probably explains a lot.
Ganthet - Once presided over an intergalactic conga line. Blame Hal, everyone else does.
Squirrel Girl - is surprisingly adept at drinking games.
Dinah Lance/Black Canary - was a girlscout once. She could sell cookies to ANYONE.
Alan Scott - has a long standing vendetta against Simon and Garfunkel.
Wild Dog - has pet fish, or will, as soon as his schedule permits.
Dr. Druid - once dated a Vegas showgirl.
The Master (Doctor Who Master) - fanboyed Escher once. No longer.
Salaak - is the Oan Limbo Champion seven years running. But only because the mathematical concept was disqualified. On a side note, the Guardians have finally stopped letting Hal Jordan pick the party games.
6 Comments:
At November 14, 2008 1:22 PM, Anonymous said…
Wild Dog- sucks at playing Time Crisis, Ironically.
At November 14, 2008 3:59 PM, Anonymous said…
From your fingers to canon, pleeeeease, Powers That Be. :D
At November 14, 2008 6:57 PM, Canton said…
I would love to read a story based in Vegas that involves both Dr. Druid and Squirrel Girl. (People will bet on anything, and that certainly must include drinking games. Especially in Vegas.)
At November 15, 2008 12:49 AM, Anonymous said…
What prompted the vendetta? Inquiring minds want to know!
At November 15, 2008 5:30 AM, kalinara said…
Woodstock.
At November 15, 2008 8:19 AM, SallyP said…
Ah, I was going to ask the same question as Aridawnia, but now I understand.
Of course, Ted would have tinkered with the car. I would love to know what he would have done if they ever performed "Carosel"!
And putting Hal in charge of the party games is always a mistake. Of course putting Guy in charge would have been an even bigger mistake. John is probably the best choice.
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