The Meme that Never Ends, part 4,560 or so...
Kyle Rayner - Kyle once took a web design course. He was actually pretty good at it, but never pursued it because he didn't like the limited palette.
Hercules (marvel version) - Plays a mean hand of Gin Rummy
Power Girl - Once had a rather erotic fantasy about Ted Grant. At first she wasn't sure she could look him in the face the next morning, but then he opened his mouth and made some crack about women drivers and things were thankfully back to normal.
Captain America (Steve, the other guys, or Buck) - The scary thing is, Steve really does think the wings look cool.
Tora - Is totally a domme. Guy enjoys every minute.
Bea - Might have had a thing for Sasha Bordeaux. Just a little thing. Maybe.
Hank Pym - used to be into emo-man-pain rock as a youngster. That totally explains Ultron, you know.
The Riddler - Before his fondness for puns, our Mr. Nigma used to pen his calling cards in Iambic Pentameter. That went about as well as you'd expect.
She-Hulk - Did not play volleyball in highschool but kind of always wanted to.
Frankenstein's Monster - Aw. Poor Adam, no one ever remembers his name because his dad was a dick. Honestly, he didn't even HAVE to make him a girlfriend. He could have just gotten him a puppy or something. Bastard.
Susan Storm-Richards - is a lot kinkier than you probably think and knows how to make use of forcefield powers and a rubber husband.
Janet van Dyne - was really good at math in school, but then concluded that boys weren't interested in smart girls and fell out of the habit. It was a shame really, because if she'd kept up with it, she might have been able to catch Hank's attention that much faster. Or at least share something with him that wasn't sex or superheroing.
Hercules (marvel version) - Plays a mean hand of Gin Rummy
Power Girl - Once had a rather erotic fantasy about Ted Grant. At first she wasn't sure she could look him in the face the next morning, but then he opened his mouth and made some crack about women drivers and things were thankfully back to normal.
Captain America (Steve, the other guys, or Buck) - The scary thing is, Steve really does think the wings look cool.
Tora - Is totally a domme. Guy enjoys every minute.
Bea - Might have had a thing for Sasha Bordeaux. Just a little thing. Maybe.
Hank Pym - used to be into emo-man-pain rock as a youngster. That totally explains Ultron, you know.
The Riddler - Before his fondness for puns, our Mr. Nigma used to pen his calling cards in Iambic Pentameter. That went about as well as you'd expect.
She-Hulk - Did not play volleyball in highschool but kind of always wanted to.
Frankenstein's Monster - Aw. Poor Adam, no one ever remembers his name because his dad was a dick. Honestly, he didn't even HAVE to make him a girlfriend. He could have just gotten him a puppy or something. Bastard.
Susan Storm-Richards - is a lot kinkier than you probably think and knows how to make use of forcefield powers and a rubber husband.
Janet van Dyne - was really good at math in school, but then concluded that boys weren't interested in smart girls and fell out of the habit. It was a shame really, because if she'd kept up with it, she might have been able to catch Hank's attention that much faster. Or at least share something with him that wasn't sex or superheroing.
posted by kalinara @ 8:35 AM
7 Comments:
At November 12, 2008 5:04 PM,
Duskdog said…
Wow, I'm getting domme!Tora encouragement from like four different sources right now. Like Guy, I cannot resist.
Power Girl: Of course.
Steve: The wings, hah. He's such a dork.
Bea/Sasha: Yes. For a generally outgoing person, though, she sure has a lot of trouble admitting to her interest in people sometimes, doesn't she?
Hank: Is probably secretly into emo-main-pain rock NOW. Or before the skrull thing, anyway.
Jan: I agree. I've always thought that she was actually quite smart, but yeah, she deliberately tries not to be. And it is a shame.
At November 12, 2008 10:16 PM,
Anonymous said…
From this week's GLC...
Guy: I like taking orders from hot babes on occassion, but this is getting ridulous.
-Phil
At November 13, 2008 3:18 AM,
Menshevik said…
Re. Jan -
well, it's been a while since I last read such a story, but she was portrayed as a shrewd businesswoman in the past who seems to have made a success of running her company.
At November 13, 2008 8:31 AM,
SallyP said…
Concerning Tora, it's always the quiet ones, isn't it? No wonder Guy always has that smirk on his face.
I completely agree about Jan.
At November 13, 2008 2:06 PM,
Tom Foss said…
Susan Storm-Richards - is a lot kinkier than you probably think and knows how to make use of forcefield powers and a rubber husband.
Um, this is supposed to be something that's not supported by continuity, isn't it?
At November 13, 2008 2:20 PM,
kalinara said…
:-) I did warn that sometimes things that might actually have been confirmed creep in.
Hee. I like being right.
At November 14, 2008 12:57 AM,
Anonymous said…
"Abhorred monster! Fiend thou art!"
In the interests of justice: if my former science project strangled my kid brother, I'd hardly feel inclined to buy him a puppy either -- and my language upon confronting him would probably be less elegant than Victor's.
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