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Sunday, June 01, 2008

A Puzzle Indeed.

So I got to thinking that the Red Skull and Skeletor would make a remarkably entertaining couple. Too meglomaniacs with skulls for heads, desires for world domination, and an obsession with defeating a muscle-bound blond.

It almost makes me consider writing a slash fanfiction.

I wonder...can someone perform fellatio without lips?

9 Comments:

  • At June 01, 2008 2:51 AM, Blogger K. D. Bryan said…

    In answer to your question, I'd say yes, but quite unsatisfactorily. Without lips, you'd have a helluva time creating a suction vacuum. Just try sucking your thumb without using your lips and you'll see what I mean.

    Also, the very idea of Skeletor/anyone slash and the mental images I subsequently created to understand it have made a part of my soul die. Well-played.

     
  • At June 01, 2008 2:56 AM, Blogger Nick said…

    I....that's....

    Your thoughts make my inner child afraid, lol.

     
  • At June 01, 2008 2:58 AM, Blogger kalinara said…

    k.d.: You know, as soon as you said that I had to try it. If you keep your tongue rigid and use the roof of your mouth, it's possible to get decent suction around a thumb at least.

    And between the soul dying and the frightening of Nick's inner child, I feel accomplished. :-)

     
  • At June 01, 2008 3:38 AM, Blogger LurkerWithout said…

    I hate you and I hate Blockade Boy. And I'm going to make you both pay...

    Though not enough to go back to adultfanfiction.net to find that John Arbuckle/Irma the Waitress as a Vampire snuff fic. BUT ALMOST!

     
  • At June 01, 2008 7:51 AM, Blogger K. D. Bryan said…

    kalinara: Decent, maybe, but man, so much work for so little comparative effort. Besides, 'keeping your tongue rigid'? Bah, I say. Tongue movement's a key element! Lipless fellatio would suck (bad pun totally intended).

    Great. Now I feel guilty for bashing the sexual prowess of lipless people, on top of the general nausea and soul-sickness you've already instilled in me. Like lipless men and women don't have enough problems.

    lurkerwithout: . . . I am now perversely interested in reading Jon Arbuckle Snuff Fic. No matter how bad it is, I can't imagine it being crueler than the ongoing schizophrenic torment he suffers in Garfield Minus Garfield.

     
  • At June 01, 2008 12:46 PM, Blogger SallyP said…

    Oh crap. I had to go and try to suck my thumb without using my lips, and I just couldn't do it. i did manage to bite myself however.

    Ouch.

     
  • At June 02, 2008 4:13 PM, Blogger Rob S. said…

    That pretty much defines the difference between can and should.

     
  • At June 02, 2008 8:40 PM, Blogger K. D. Bryan said…

    Oh, Sally. I'm sorry. It's all fun and disturbing slashfic until someone gets hurt.

    (A part of me feels genuinely bad but another gleefully evil part of me feels like reveling in the fact that my comments have drawn actual blood.)

     
  • At June 03, 2008 10:00 AM, Blogger SallyP said…

    At least I didn't put my eye out.

     

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