meme-time!

Chris Sims has a nifty meme up. Naturally, since I didn't have a topic for today's post I decided to follow suit.

So here are a few things you (probably) don't know about me:

1. I am deathly afraid of earthworms.

That's right. Earthworms. Go ahead and snicker. I'll wait. I know it's an utterly irrational fear, but I will cross the street to avoid one of the little monsters. They're just...revolting.

2. I learned about the birds and the bees from Star Trek.

Well, sort of. My parents were always of the opinion that if I were old enough to ask, I was old enough to know. And since I used to watch Star Trek with my dad at the age of five, it was only a matter of time before I started asking what exactly Captain Kirk was doing with the alien lady.

3. I can dislocate my shoulders at will

It's great. I can pull my arm completely around my head. Great fun at Halloween.

4. I was supposed to be born on April 1st.

But instead popped out around February 7th. I'd give anything to be able to see the look on my dad's face when my mom woke him out of a sound sleep during a mild snow bout, telling him it's time.

April Fools THAT.

5. I've had needles in my eye!

This past summer, my right eye apparenty flaked the hell out and I lost a lot of central vision. This resulted in the need for monthly eye injections. Which aren't as bad as they sound really.

But I like talking about it, because there's nothing like a needle in the eye to make you seem badass.

I've discovered though, eye drops taste HORRID.

But yeah. I am badass. Ph33r m3.

That was fun!