Random Ridiculous Realization #8
A while back I posted my first Random Ridiculous Realization which theorized that if Ted Kord were a woman, he and Dick Grayson would be the best couple ever! (Click on the link for my justification. :-P)
But yesterday, I got to thinking what would it be like if they managed to spawn.
Imagine it, the ideal shuffling of alleles...
This kid would be techy, acrobatic with a penchant for spandex. Naturally. And imagine the jokes this kid would pull. Dick Grayson's lame jokes combined with girl!Ted's pranks... I couldn't even imagine what that combination would come out like...but it would be very funny.
His fashion sense would be so horrid that *both* parents would be horrified.
Dick: "Oh my god, are you wearing neon orange and *magenta*?!" (See any Blue Beetle v5 issue)
Tess (a.k.a girl!Ted): "You are not stepping out of this house wearing a liberace collar and elvis pants!" (Dick's worn worse)
Dick/Tess simultaneously: "You are so much like your mother/father!"
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It's probably better that it could never, ever happen. Ever.
But yesterday, I got to thinking what would it be like if they managed to spawn.
Imagine it, the ideal shuffling of alleles...
This kid would be techy, acrobatic with a penchant for spandex. Naturally. And imagine the jokes this kid would pull. Dick Grayson's lame jokes combined with girl!Ted's pranks... I couldn't even imagine what that combination would come out like...but it would be very funny.
His fashion sense would be so horrid that *both* parents would be horrified.
Dick: "Oh my god, are you wearing neon orange and *magenta*?!" (See any Blue Beetle v5 issue)
Tess (a.k.a girl!Ted): "You are not stepping out of this house wearing a liberace collar and elvis pants!" (Dick's worn worse)
Dick/Tess simultaneously: "You are so much like your mother/father!"
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It's probably better that it could never, ever happen. Ever.
posted by kalinara @ 2:00 AM
4 Comments:
At January 08, 2006 4:23 AM,
James Meeley said…
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At January 08, 2006 5:09 AM,
kalinara said…
Nah, Tim can't tell Dick jokes, you know that. His humor's too dry. This guy's got to somehow make an incredibly tasteless practical joke involving some adult store novelties and a giant cake for his dad for Father's Day.
Tim's got way too much class for that. :-P
At January 08, 2006 5:13 AM,
Ragnell said…
On the bright side, I am no longer afraid of Frank Miller or the kitten.
At January 08, 2006 5:25 AM,
kalinara said…
My tastelessness never fails to traumatize you to even further lengths.
I feel proud. :-)
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