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Thursday, November 08, 2007


According to statcounter, at least one person has typed the phrase "flem sex womanimages" into a search engine and got this blog.

This amuses me to no end. I think that may win my best search term ever award. (Today's second runner up is "ice cream man from Hell clothing")

What about you guys? Got any funny search terms to share?


  • At November 08, 2007 7:28 AM, Blogger running42k said…

    Mine was "phobia gorilla suits"

  • At November 08, 2007 10:09 AM, Blogger SallyP said…

    I...I don't know how to check for this! Sometimes it is HARD being a technophope!

  • At November 08, 2007 10:59 AM, Blogger kalinara said…

    Well, I went to, registered, and got a code that I shoved into my blogroll. :-) Now it shows me all sorts of neat stuff!

  • At November 08, 2007 1:15 PM, Blogger zhinxy said…

    "Wonder Woman tickling"

  • At November 08, 2007 1:39 PM, Blogger Dave Carter said…

    I come up second on Google for the search: girls in mini skirts

    Because of this. (Which is probably not what people doing that search are after...)

  • At November 08, 2007 7:15 PM, Blogger Evan Waters said…

    The one I'm still trying to work out is "colon wars planetary forces".

    Worst. RTS game. EVER.

  • At November 08, 2007 7:44 PM, Blogger Seth T. Hahne said…

    From today I got:
    wife wears pants punish hairbrush

    Awesomely enough, I'm 175 or so Google result for that - which means my visitor was pretty darned desperate to, I dunno, figure out which kind of hairbrush can penetrate the thick denimed safety of his pants-wearing wife. Colour me impressed.

  • At November 09, 2007 8:10 AM, Blogger Mike Haseloff said…

    I struggle to think of anything sexier than women made of flegm, but I still have to ask -- Where's the womanimages?

  • At November 09, 2007 10:19 AM, Blogger SallyP said…

    I like Evan's. Heh.

  • At November 09, 2007 3:01 PM, Blogger GeneralBobby said…

    1)Bruised asses for spanning
    2)Ample Matronly Bosom
    3)Fat guy wreasling thin guy wrestling photos
    4)I'm stupid, can I get into college

    I know where #2, 3, and 4 came from.#1 is a total mystery.

  • At November 09, 2007 3:49 PM, Blogger zhinxy said…

    "fine Sexy bird of prey pictures"

    Well, I do HAVE those. Assuming he was looking for Bab's agents, not hawt feathered raptor action.

    "location of every single forest fire ever."

    Is that even possible? I mean, there's been rather a lot of forest fires throughout history.

    And WHY?

    "Selina Kyle's vagina"

    Bruce Wayne is real, and he googles.


    But I don't think anything can beat "Colon Wars Planetary Forces."

  • At November 12, 2007 5:25 PM, Blogger Will Staples said…

    "ann from penny arcade lolicon"

    I don't think it can get any worse than that. :(

  • At December 30, 2007 3:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Wrote "Renee Montoya" and found your funny text about "Undergarments".
    Made me laugh and so I took your blog to my linklist.

    (sorry, for my bad english - it's not my mothertongue. Reading is easier than writing.)


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