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Saturday, October 20, 2007

Reason #4562 to Love Guy Gardner...

Guy is immune to grandioseness. In fact, trying to use some sort of fancy-pants impressive name or title is the surest way to lose a pissing contest with Guy Gardner.



Yes, bald guy with big weapon, "Amped Maser Blast" is a very formidable name.

But it loses something when followed immediately by a guy wielding "the spank ray".

Now run along and do your job, loser. :-)

posted by kalinara @ 9:23 AM  

8 Comments:

  • At October 20, 2007 11:09 AM, Blogger SallyP said…

    Heehee! I'm sorry, but the "Spank Ray" just cracks me up. That and the sight of Guy with long hair. It was SUCH a relief that he realized how ridiculous it looked and cut it off.

    Now, if he could just have used the Spank Ray on Batman...!

     

  • At October 20, 2007 1:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it was threat of lawsuit from Warrior that played a role- he does look a LOT like the Ultimate Warrior that way.

    Spank Gun sounds a lot more fun then amped maser blast. That's one good thing about Guy- he does know how to have fun.

     

  • At October 20, 2007 3:08 PM, Blogger kalinara said…

    Arstal: I doubt it, the long hair was only for an issue or two at the most. (I think to illustrate either time passing or Vuldarian regeneration somehow working overkill. :-)) I doubt there'd be enough provocation for a lawsuit.

     

  • At October 21, 2007 3:58 PM, Blogger LurkerWithout said…

    And then after the fight both returned to Earth and their day jobs. Fronting for Judas Priest and Poison, respectively...

     

  • At October 22, 2007 2:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hee! Guy and his Spank Ray. Thanks for the post.
    Along the lines of LurkerWithout's comment...that hair of Guy IS looking a little like a mullet.

     

  • At October 22, 2007 9:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    LOLL! you have to complile these! Please, please!

     

  • At November 19, 2007 12:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I spent a good half hour laughing over the spank ray. Although now I have to deal with all sorts of inuendos from people that I see on a daily basis. And honestly, I've seen people with mullets, I live with people that have mullets, and whatever Guy's doing with his hair, that is not a mullet. It's just too long in the front.

    Anyway, the spank ray totally made my day. And now I'm wondering who the other guy was... And where this was from.

     

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