Random Ridiculous Realization #-whatever

It occurs to me, every major humanoid character with a speaking role in the Green Lantern Corps wears very skin-tight spandex-like costume. Hal, John, Kyle, Soranik, Katma, Vath, Isamot...heck, even *Kilowog* wears his costume to show off his...assets.

And then you have Guy Gardner, who wears a turtleneck, Jacket, and pants that aren't even terribly tight as of Recharge.

That's just a little weird isn't it? You have everyone else in what amounts to spandex and one guy wearing *layers*. And no one ever says anything about it. Not even a passing, "Dude, what's with the jacket? Aren't you hot in that?"

I dunno, it just seems like the equivalent of wearing a sweatsuit to the beach...there must be some sort of issues there. Or something...

And it occurs to me, almost every one of my favorite male characters dresses like a freak:
Guy is the only fully clothed Lantern. Kyle wore a crab mask and a dog collar. Sand is a quiet, repressed boy whose outfit appears to be strongly inspired by Japanese Bondage. Cosmic Boy's corset in space was one of his better costumes. Tim Drake is the only Robin that got to wear tights (Steph's are countered by the skirt), Ted Kord let robots pick out his civilian clothing with predictable results...

I'm not sure what that says about me, but at least my favorite females are dressed mostly sane...comparitively...