Pretty, Fizzy Paradise

I'm back! And reading! And maybe even blogging! No promises!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Thursday Night Thinking

Well, it's time for Thursday Night Thinking. And I have determined that today, I'm going to use this feature to remind everyone how Hal Jordan is a total flipping moron! Yay!

Now. See, I'm not really doubting Hal's medical diagnosis here, but...well...honestly. Delirious? "Where am I?" seems like a perfectly valid question for someone who wakes up to find himself in Qward.

Admittedly Guy does end up a catatonic and comatose when he's brought back. But somehow, I can't help but wonder if given Hal's track record, there isn't a different reason...

I'd suggest mandatory superhero first aid classes, but something tells me Hal would get out of it by sleeping with his instructor...

(Now, Diamondrock can save me any day.)


  • At June 28, 2007 10:20 AM, Blogger SallyP said…

    I still find myself amazed at the unbelievable number of times that Hal has managed to mess poor Guy up. Frankly, given Hal's track record (which you've covered so beautifully before) I'm surprised that he didn't just drag Guy home by the ankles or something.

    Of course he'd sleep with the first aid instructor. I'm pretty sure that's how he got out of all those DUI's...or does that still fit in, with ED I and II retconned?

    And Hal is surprised when Guy wakes up from his coma a little pissed?

  • At June 28, 2007 3:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey Hal, you know what a stretcher is? Try googling it before you carry someone with injuries like that in yet another squishy hand.

    You see, this is why so many people liked Kyle: HE'D THINK ABOUT THAT FIRST!

  • At June 29, 2007 10:37 AM, Blogger SallyP said…

    Oh Hal knows vaguely what a stretcher is for. The last time he used one, he was saving Guy from being hit by a bus and falling off a cliff. So Hal hauled him up on a green stretcher, with his head and NECK hanging off the end.

    Hal, sometimes I just want to punch you in your beautiful nose.

  • At June 29, 2007 1:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh yeah, now I remember. Still, squishy hands? NOT GOOD FOR CARRYING THE INJURED, HAL.

  • At May 11, 2011 1:49 PM, Anonymous buy generic viagra said…

    Hal Jordan sucks! In my opinion he has done a lot of thinks to lose the admiration of his fans. He definitely should disappear of the world.


Post a Comment

<< Home