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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Search Terms and Trivia...

Okay, according to Statcounter (my audience-stalker of choice), my last few search engine keywords are vastly entertaining, so I figured I'd share...

deja vu girls lansing mi

I think that's a strip club, actually, I bet a few of my friends would know for sure...

A little known fact: There is a strip club named Henry the VIII near my parents' house. I always thought that was a cool name for a strip club.

kara zor-el

A keyword that actually makes sense given my topic du jour! Awesome!

A little known fact: My posts on Kara Zor-El and Cassandra Cain have probably given me the most traffic I've ever had. Except maybe the Nightwing/Tarantula rape post that's kicking about on Wikipedia. (Hee, I got linked in Wikipedia! That will always be cool to me. I'm a *reference*)

virgin sluts

...that's a guy thing isn't it? The whole fantasy of being with a prostitute for her first time? I don't honestly get that. I'd think if someone were going to solicit sex, they would want it done by a professional... Quality control, you know?

A little known fact: "oxymoron" is my favorite word in the English language, followed by "mastication" and "defenestration".

superhero couples

Topics that make sense are boring. Come on, bring on the weird/offensive ones!

A little known fact: I think romance is cute. It makes it more fun to fuck with the main characters.

michigan asian girls

Um, well, can't help you there. I'm German/British/Italian/Pennsylvania Dutch (a.ka German) with only a teeny dash of Cherokee to keep me from being the ghostliest thing in the freaking state.

A little known fact: As I'm olive toned but I avoid the sun whenever possible, my actual skin coloring has a faint resemblance to wax beans.

virgin sluts

...I think someone's short term memory is worse than mine. Eek.

A little known fact: My family name translates to "descendent of the curly headed man". I am forever curious about this man and why he is so remarkable as to be immortalized in my name. I bet he was creepy. He was German after all.

superhero trivia

Crap, again with the making of sense. Yeesh.

A little known fact: I am horrifically and scarily addicted to salt. I put salt on bacon and pizza. I fully expect it to kill me before age 50.

my cosmic space fashion show

This ended up going to my Cosmic Boy fashion extravaganza...

A little known fact: I played the princess in my second grade play of "the Golden Goose", because I was sarcastic in my "audition". For the record, I sucked. My dress was pretty though.

steve rogers/ tickle fetish

I wish you good luck with your search and I request links to any fanfic you find.

What?

A little known fact: I once read Transformers porn involving Soundwave and Megatron, plugs and sockets. (For the record, Megatron was on top...I think.) This is probably what inspired the planet porn.

nude male models tend to be well endowed

Yes, I'd imagine they do.

A little known fact: When I was twelve, my voice and my mother's were strikingly similar, especially on the phone. This, incidently, is how I found out my father had a vasectomy. He was really careful to NEVER mistake mine and my mother's voices again.

girl characters in the odyssey

...fought over a golden apple?

A little known fact: When I was five, I got bit in the breast by an angry four year old. Nineteen years later, I still have the scar. This is why, while I like children, I prefer them out of a two foot radius. Just in case.

lesbian weightlifting fantasy

And you, whoever you are, win the non-existant prize for best search term ever! Huzzah!

A little known fact: When I was a child, my primary adult ambition was to be an acrobat/computer programmer/cat. This probably should have been a warning sign...

7 Comments:

  • At April 04, 2007 8:57 AM, Anonymous Thom said…

    Yeah...Deja Vu is a mid-west strip club chain. I do not admit knowing that with any sense of pride. (although, I have never been there, so...yay me?)

     
  • At April 04, 2007 9:02 AM, Anonymous Thom said…

    Oh yeah...A search that brought someone to my blog, btw? "Hulk bondage Porn"... the Steve Rogers/tickle fetish might top that.

     
  • At April 04, 2007 9:54 AM, Anonymous green with wheelpower said…

    LOL Explain much this does. To a dark place this has taken us...

    Ahem!;)
    Thanks for sharing Kalinara. BTW "girls fighting over an apple" references 'THE ILIAD' and Troy the odessey is the trip home from there.

     
  • At April 04, 2007 10:49 AM, Blogger Sleestak said…

    "Supergirl Porn" is still my number one that leads people to me but that's my own fault. I am continually amazed by how many people are looking for it though.

     
  • At April 04, 2007 2:51 PM, Blogger Filby said…

    "Mary Marvel bound and gagged" is my number one. Considering how often she would get gagged so she couldn't say "Shazam" (creepy, I'm tellin' ya), I'm not surprised.

     
  • At April 05, 2007 12:33 AM, Anonymous Gin Rummy said…

    I've been a long time lurker on a lot of the comic blogs for a couple of years now. Everything from sleestak to the absorbacon to Dave campbell and Chris Sims. How did I find you? Through sterling last year. been a loyal reader since then. Not as interesting as "virgin sluts" but hey....

     
  • At April 07, 2007 12:58 AM, Anonymous Biggie said…

    I can confirm there's a Deja Vu in Lansing, and that it is in fact a strip club.

     

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