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Monday, May 10, 2010

Meme Laziness!

God damnit. As usual, Finals have fried my brain. Tests are done. Papers turned in. And I have NO IDEA what to blog.

So I'm resorting to a cheap favorite! The Meme!

This'll get my creative juices flowing, or at least buy me some time to review another episode of bad sci-fi or silly cartoons. Either way, win-win for me!

Okay. So the rules are simple. I make a list of ten characters, you ask me things like "#1 and #2 play strip poker with Hal Jordan. Who wins, who loses, and who hits Hal first?"

So take part?


  • At May 11, 2010 5:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    1,5, and 10 have to run a day care center. Who gets what job, does the center burn down, and what do the kids think of this?

    2,4, and 9 are on American Idol. How does this play out?

    3,6,7, and 8 are going to Hogwarts! Who sorts what House?

  • At May 11, 2010 10:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    1 and 10 want to pick a movie to give the MST3K treatment. Can they agree on one?

    2 and 8 are entering a three-legged-race, with 3 and 7 entering as well. Who wins?

    4 and 6 are ordering pizza. Can they agree on toppings? Would they be likely to eat pizza together anyway?

    Everyone else is chasing after 5. What did they do?

  • At May 11, 2010 2:05 PM, Blogger Ununnilium said…

    The Black Lanterns are attacking! But, due to crossover commitments, the rings of the emotional spectrum can't be used! 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, and 10 are chosen to wield the power of the Secondary Spectrum:

    Teal (Enthusiasm)
    Beige (Monotony)
    Brown (Conservatism)
    Dusky Rose (Covert Hostility)
    Seafoam (Pity)
    Actually Purple, Because The "Violet" In Blackest Night Is Seriously Pink (Curiosity)
    Octarine (Confusion)

    Which ring goes with which character? What are 3, 6, and 8 doing during the superzombie apocalypse? And whose dead parents, dead partner, and dead love interest are resurrected as Black Lanterns?

  • At May 11, 2010 2:54 PM, Anonymous D said…

    The Lantern Corps is doing a memberdrive. Who joins which?

    Who would be better in a bio pic:
    1 playing number 2 or 2 playing number 1?

    Number 3 has just dicovered an adult parody has been produced of him/her. The response?

    Old but good: Sally Floyd is in an elevator with #4. "Real Americas use YouTube". The reaction?

    Does 5 like coffee? if so, how does he/she take it?

    6 is tossed back to an era of loincloths, barbarians, and sorcery. 6's response?

    Someone pitches the idea of doing 7's life as a pulp novel. The response?

    8 has found a vampire sitting at the foot of his/her bed. "I watched you sleep all night." How does 8 handle this?

    9 has gone off the beaten track and ended up a small town filled with flesh eating ghouls. What does 9 do?

    10 is picked to direct a film version of "The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers." of numbers 1 through 9, who gets picked to play the leads, and how does 10 being in charge?

  • At May 11, 2010 3:25 PM, Blogger SallyP said…

    Oh good, I love these to death.

    Snapper Carr has showed up, and is showing his vacation slides. what kinds of excuses do 3 and 5 use to get out of watching?

    During a break from the slides, number 8 goes into the kitchen and makes popcorn,which promptly gets dropped on the floor. 10 scoops it back in the bowl and brings it in anyway. How does 1 and 4 react when there are odd "clumps" mixed in with the popcorn?

    The slide projector eventually catches on fire. What does 2 and 6 do to put it out?

    7 and 9 nap through the whole thing. What is their reaction afterwards?

  • At May 11, 2010 8:19 PM, Anonymous D said…

    9 overhears 4's fanclub that they are going to set him/her up with a Viking sex robot. 9's response?

    2 has stolen 40 cakes. What does 1 do?

    3 encounters a zombie version of 5 How does 3 handle it?

    8 thinks 7's ward is a junkie. What does 8 do?

  • At May 11, 2010 9:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    2,4 and 8 have to plan a surprise party for 9. How does it go, does 9 like it? And what does everyone else do during the party?

  • At May 12, 2010 2:14 AM, Blogger notintheface said…

    Klarion -bum bum BUM!- the Witchboy casts a spell which transfers each character's signature power/skill/weapon to another character. Which character gets whose trait and how does each of them handle it?

    1,3,5,8, and 10 are in charge of running a theme park. What is it called and who handles what rides? Which of the remaining five (as customers) enjoy the experience, and which don't?

  • At May 12, 2010 6:08 AM, Blogger K. D. Bryan said…

    6 and 8 have both fallen madly in love with 3. They decide to compete for 3's affections by singing their favorite love song to 3 at a karaoke bar. What songs do 6 and 8 sing to 3? How does 3 react?

    1, 2, 5 and 9 are playing tournament poker. Who goes out first? Who bluffs the most often and most successfully? And who wins the game in the end?

    4 and 7 must pose as a married couple on their honeymoon to gain precious intel about a double agent living in a fancy hotel. How successful are they at selling their cover story? Which of them abuses room service? Which of them tries to be all business and complete things as quickly as possible?

    1 and 10 are given a choice by The Gamemaster and Mr. Mxyzptlk to either engage in mixed martial arts combat or The Dozens for the fate of their respective worlds/universes/cities. Who chooses the boxing match? Who chooses The Dozens? And which of them would win in either contest?

    Top Chef Masters-style Challenge! 4 & 5 versus 1 & 8 versus 9 & 10! Each team must create and cook a single delicious dish that will please both gourmet restaurant critics and a big class of unruly 2nd graders . . . making sure to both cook enough to feed everyone and finish doing all of this in under 1 HOUR. Which team cracks under the pressure? Which team finishes cooking first? Which team cooks the most delicious dish? And which team wins the challenge (and who comes in 2nd and 3rd)?

    2 wakes up to find out that every other person on the list has been brainwashed into believing that they are soldiers and that 2 is their Commanding Officer. How does 2 respond to and handle this strange situation?

    7 and 10 must switch lives/roles/duties with one another for a month ala Wife Swap. How do 7's friends/allies react to 10's new attitude and ways of doing things and vice versa? Whose friends & associates will miss the new person more when their month is up and they go home - 7 or 10's? What lessons will 7 and 10 eventually learn from having to walk in one another's shoes for a month?

  • At May 12, 2010 2:53 PM, Anonymous D said…

    2 joins a club that forces him/her to grow a beard, while at teh same time planning to poison the city's water supply to give everyone rocking facial hair. Does 2 suceed in growing a beard and/or stoping the plot?

    7 waks to find him/herself in CRY FOR JUSTICE. What do they do?

    5 is scouted by the Legion of Super-Heroes, the Losers, and combat happy joes of Easy Co. Which team do they join?

    8 is scouted by HAMMER, the New Warriors, and the Howling Commandos. Which team do they join?

  • At May 12, 2010 11:48 PM, Anonymous Devin McCullen said…

    All 10 are forming a baseball team. Who plays which position, and who is the manager? (It's the National League, no DH.)

    4 wants to get set up on a blind date. Who do 2, 7 and 9 know that they think would be a good match?

    1,3,6 and 8 are going to New York on vacation. Where does everybody want to go first? And what Broadway show do they want to see?

    5 and 10 are going to take part in a Ren Fair. What parts are they going to try to get?

  • At May 13, 2010 12:22 PM, Anonymous D said…

    Time to form Voltron
    1 through 5
    -who forms the feet and legs?
    -Who forms the arms and torso?
    -And who forms the head?

    The head of a major comic book company has gone nuts, and 9 has to step in. What major summer crossover idea will 9 come up with?

  • At May 13, 2010 1:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Let's see... all of the ten are going to beat the bejeezus out of DC Editorial for having yet another beloved non-caucasian legacy hero killed. Who gets there first, and who can inflict them the most amount of pain?

  • At May 14, 2010 12:33 AM, Anonymous D said…

    Number 6 is asked to speak at the Sentry's funeral. What does he/she say?

    4 has to cook a meal for 8. What is the dish and what wine does 4 pick?

    9 runs into a blue police box and an odd fellow. "What to go exploring?" is asked. Does 9 follow?

    10 finds out William Shatner has been cast as the lead in the biography of 10's life. How does 10react?

    2 falls into a wormhole. Which low budget Candian sci-fi tv does 2 end up on?

  • At May 14, 2010 12:45 AM, Anonymous D said…

    Bigger challenge for 5:
    -Making small talk at the Summers family reunion

    -talking politics with Green Arrow and Hawkman while tied up to a death trap?

  • At May 14, 2010 2:26 AM, Blogger kalinara said…

    And the meme answers are up! Thanks for taking part!


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