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Saturday, March 05, 2011


Well, since it's apparently been a few months than my last one, and because I haven't posted anything of substance since well, 2010, I figured I'd go back to my old meme standby.

Basically: I think of 10 characters and keep them secret. You ask me questions like "If 3 and 10 got into a combative hula match, who would win?" And I give you answers that hopefully make you chuckle.

So ask away!


  • At March 06, 2011 12:31 PM, Blogger Moriarty said…

    1 & 8 are roommates. 5 has been evicted from his/her apartment and has been crashing on 1 & 8's couch for a month with no end in sight. Who gets annoyed at the imposition first, asks 5 to leave, and why?

  • At March 06, 2011 1:24 PM, Blogger Saranga said…

    3 and 9 are planning to go on holiday together. They decide to look on the internet and end up in an argument.
    why are they arguing and where do they end up going on holiday?
    what woudl 4 have to say about this?

  • At March 06, 2011 2:13 PM, Anonymous D said…

    My favorite!

    Which would be better: 1 playing 5 in a movie, or 5 playing 1?

    2 is trapped in a farmhouse due a massive zombie attack. What does 2 do? What does 10 do?

    3, after slaying thousands of monsters, is told the princess is in another castle. 3's response?

    Can 4 have a cheesburger?

    Which would be a better team for 6: the Avengers, HAMMER, or Power Pack?

    Which would be a better team for 7: 7 Soldiers of Victory, Secret Six, or hanging with Major Bummer?

    8 has just discovered Stardust the Super Wizard's head enlarging ray. What does 8 do with it?

    Will 9 die by their own evil device?

  • At March 06, 2011 2:19 PM, Anonymous D said…

    Jim Balent version

    10 is forced to play nurse to a injured witch who refuses to wear clothes and has tried to destroy the world on several ocassions. What doe 10 do?

    2 discovers a werecat has been breaking into his/her room and touching him/her while they sleep. 2's response?

    3 is playing putt-putt golf when he/she finds a naked werecat and vampire trapped in the windmill. 3's respone?

    7's underwear just exploded. How did that happen?

    6 goes Hawaiian, only be felt up by a mad octupus goddess of the sea and his/her wallet stolen by a crab. How does 6 react, and do they call Steve McGarrett for help?

  • At March 06, 2011 3:18 PM, Blogger ARS said…

    5 admits that they are transgendered and has the gender shifting operation. 7 supports them through this and they end up having feelings for each other, how deep are the feelings and how far does it go?

    4 is chosen to be the spokesperson for toothpaste, which brand?

    8 will appear on which reality tv show?

    10 is chosen to be on Hell' Kitchen. What happens the first time Gordon Ramsey calls them a donkey and tells them to "piss off!" and leave the kitchen?

    3, 6, and 1 asks you to the prom, who do you choose?

  • At March 06, 2011 6:38 PM, Anonymous D said…

    8 starts walking across America, to "get in touch with real people". How far do they get before JMS gets bored and leaves?

    9 is interviewed by Sally Floyd, who tells them point blank they are terrible citizens if they don't use Facebook. 9's reaction?

    4,10,2, and 5 are exposed to cosmic rays. What powers do they get?

  • At March 06, 2011 10:36 PM, Blogger notintheface said…

    1,3,5,6,8, and 10 go to the protest in Madison, Wisconsin. What do each of them do there?

    2,4,5,7, and 9 are each prank-called by the same guy who pranked Gov. Walker as "the fake David Koch". What guise does the prank caller assume for each character and what does he trick each character into revealing?

  • At March 07, 2011 2:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    1, 3, 5 and 6 end up in Asgard due to contrived reasons. Who breaks into the armory to get a look at the weapons, who ends up in a drinking contest with the warriors three, who hits on Thor, and who tries to engage Loki in a game of wits?
    And does 10 show up to try and stop the mayhem, or to join in?

  • At March 07, 2011 12:36 PM, Anonymous D said…

    Does 9 have tiger blood?

    Is 3 bi-winning? Or just hetro-winning?

    Let's form Voltron: (1 through 5)
    Who forms the feet and legs?
    Who forms the arms and torso?
    Who forms the head?

    6 has just learned of an adult movie being made based on his/her life. 6's reaction? How does 2 handle this?

  • At March 07, 2011 12:45 PM, Anonymous D said…

    Roger Corman version

    2 is trapped in the Galaxy of Terror. What is 2's hidden fear, and does it kill him/her?

    A tough principal has just banned rock n' roll from the school. How does 1 handle this?

    How does 9 get the band to play?
    Does 4 blow the school up?

  • At March 07, 2011 12:50 PM, Anonymous D said…

    5 has to put on a show. What is the theme, and who plays who:
    The lead
    The romantic rival
    The villain
    The comic relief
    the narrator

    3 finds out David Sim and Kevin Smith are doing a comic based on him/her. 3's response?

  • At March 07, 2011 1:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    5 is allowed to force any two of the others into a mud-wrestling competition. Who do they pick and how do our contestants thank them for volunteering them?

    3 and 8 have to go undercover as shadowy elite legal representatives. While still on the case they are tapped to defend super villain that they *know* is guilty in court. How do they respond, and what court room shenanigans take place?

    7 and 9 get body swapped on the day both of them face a critical, life altering event their franchises have been building to for a while. What are the events, what are the responses, and what's the fall out?

    10 and 2 have to house train several dozen puppies at once. How do they go about this?

    1, 4 and 6 go on a road trip. Who's the navigator who gets them lost 1000 miles off course, who gets the worst case of indigestion in the history of mankind (and how did this happen), and who gets chased by angry beavers?

  • At March 07, 2011 1:12 PM, Anonymous D said…

    Eric Raymond is putting together a new Misfits lineup. 1 through 7, who makes the cut and what do they play?

    Judd Winnick annouces he's going to redo 8's orgin. What gets changed? How does 8 respond?

  • At March 07, 2011 5:55 PM, Anonymous Jeff R. said…

    3 has agreed to find a date for 3's best friend, and picks someone else with a number. Which one, and how does it go?

    Someone has been stealing other people's lunches from the fridge. Who does 5 think it is, and who is it actually?

  • At March 08, 2011 6:19 PM, Anonymous D said…

    1, 10, 6, 3 form a wrestling team
    Who is the leader?
    Who is the midcard/second level?
    Which two form the tag team?
    what would they call themselves?

  • At March 09, 2011 12:54 AM, Anonymous D said…

    Does 4 have a cool comb?

    Does 8 have roaring blood?

    Is there a wallet on 2's arse, and does it have a rock 'n roll license?

    Would 10 met 7 at the crossroads? And would 10 get some kicks on Route 66?

  • At March 09, 2011 12:56 AM, Anonymous D said…

    1 has been invited to a 'bunga-bunga' party. Does 1 attend? if yes, who does 1 bring as a date? (2 through 10)

  • At March 11, 2011 5:02 PM, Anonymous D said…

    A one eyed shirtless man on a motorcycle has just crashed through 5's wall while firing two machineguns. 5's reaction?

  • At March 12, 2011 4:12 PM, Anonymous D said…

    it's 4 in the morning. Has 2 been out all night? Does 2 look at you?

    does 6 have a laugh like a scream from hell?

    Will 8 get in the back seat?

    better than a fight squad for 10? Riot squad or sex sqaud? does 10 love riots?


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